livefastanddiefree:

UNF

fuck

purple-daffodils:

lol

husssel:

So, I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me…This girl is really pretty. NO HOMO. I know what you’re thinking “It’s 2012 who still says that”. I thought the same thing too. But for those of you who don’t know. No Homo is a qualifier that is used to assure your present company that you are not in fact a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl. I decided to make up a few qualifiers of my own and with your help I hope that I can make these really popular in 2012. - Chescaleigh

theduty:

sigh.

Brains are funny

carolineislove:

should i wear red lipstick tonight?

Um… duh

passengerseatt:

cheattowin:

Never. Forget.

“I never met a carrot I didn’t like.  Except for this one.”

I’m crying. This video is making me cry. That was acting, thank you. 

Remember, when you eat you’re just a vacuum with nipples.

“Scary Stories to tell in the Dark” series by Alvin Schwartz; art by Stephen Gammell. This series scared me so badly when I was little! 

<3